The Twelve Days o'N-Squared (Sung to the tune of "The twelve days of Christmas") Copyright (c) Gary T. Leavens, 1993. On the first day o' N-squared my true love gave to me, a new IBM PC. On the second day o' N-squared my true love gave to me, two floppy disks, and a new IBM PC. (continue in this way, using...) 1. "a new IBM PC." 2. "two floppy disks" 3. "three disk drives" 4. "four trackball mice" 5. "five backup disks..." (or "DOS five-point-oh..." or "Win 95...") 6. "six C compilers" 7. "seven Scheme systems" 8. "eight Lotus spreadsheets" 9. "nine fast fax/modems" 10. "ten laser printers" 11. "eleven CD ROMs" 12. "twelve Gig of RAM"