DEC the Halls
(sung to the tune of "Deck the Halls")
 Copyright (c) Gary T. Leavens, 1994.

DEC the halls with thirty-one hundreds,
fa la la la lah, la lah, la lah,
Even add some twenty-one hundreds,
fa la la la lah, la lah, la lah,
Spread them out around the campus,
fa la lah, la la lah, la la lah,
Project Vincent is victorious,
fa la la la lah, la lah, la lah.

So it takes an hour to log on,
fa la la la lah, la lah, la lah,
It's not bad, when you are logged on,
fa la la la lah, la lah, la lah
Now let's add an alpha chip,
fa la lah, la la lah, la la lah,
it's much faster than a ship,
fa la la la lah, la lah, la lah.

We're connected to the network,
fa la la la lah, la lah, la lah,
No one can their E-mail shirk,
fa la la la lah, la lah, la lah,
We're connected all together,
fa la lah, la la lah, la la lah,
heedless of the wind and weather,
fa la la la lah, la lah, la lah.